A second group has laid claims to responsibility for the bombing at Sharm al-Sheikh: the Mujahideen of Egypt. They offer tough words on a web site:
We announce to the whole world that five people from the Mujahideen of Egypt … drove five rigged vehicles — a local taxi, three taxis from outside Egypt and a minibus — into the citadels of the Zionists (Israelis) in our country…We tell the Jews and Christians that they have 60 days to get out of Egypt.
However, another group with ties to Al-Quaeda had already claimed responsibility. And some ‘experts’ were blaming Israel, who ironically are one of the few groups who seem to not want to take responsibility.
Muffti supposes that anyone can claim responsibility for this kind of thing. And since it’s going to happen anyways, Muffti thinks that Jewlicious should jump on the bandwagon and take responsibility for other people’s actions. However, to make it more Jewlicious, Muffti thinks we should only take responsibility for good things. So, Muffti claims responsibility for Jewlicious for:
Cracking an alleged child molester’s code, writing the new Harry Potter (in fact, we wrote all of them a few years back), winning the Tour de France (like that Lance guy really did it. Puhleeze!), fighting forest fire in Utah, causing record level immigration from France, arresting some suspects in the London bombing, and, finally, very much against Muffti’s vote and will, brought back tznius.