Two sirens. At 20:00 (8:00pm) last night, the first went on. It marked the beginning of Israel’s Memorial Day for Fallen Soldiers and Victims of Terrorism, in which we remember those who lost...
Tag - terrorism
Hamas Leader Meshal Says War Against Israel Remains an Option
Scary! Khaled Meshal, political leader of Hamas, recently stated that all options against Israel remain open, including war: “We will do everything to obtain the rights stolen from us...
Murder an Israeli and Make Some Money
Imagine a website that offers a $500 reward to be paid via paypal for doing a specific deed and e-mailing a picture as proof? Want to know the instructions? According to an article in the Jerusalem...
IDF Intercepts 500 Tons of Iranian Weapons Bound for Hezballah
Wow. From whatever shithole bunker, buried deep in the ground, he’s hiding in, Hassan Nasrallah is not going to be happy today. Israel captured the Francop, an Antigua registered cargo ship on...
Israeli Soldier May have been Kidnapped Today
Traffic all across Israel has ground to a snarl as police are checking cars looking for an IDF soldier that may have been kidnapped today at noon. Stay tuned as we’ll try to update you with the...
Stupid Terrorists
Oh no! Save Brüno! The Fatah aligned Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades has threatened Sacha Baron Cohen’s life as a result of its inclusion in Sacha Baron Cohen’s new comedy, “BrünoHaaretz...
Bruno Fools David Letterman!
See Bruno on Letterman – he’s wearing conservative clothing and has this outrageous English accent while discussing an interview with a terrorist in the West Bank. What’s that all...
Dear Mom. I didn’t get squashed or run over last night in Jerusalem…
I’m getting tired of writing these emails to my sister to send to my Mom. Three times in 3 months, twice with bulldozers and last night with a new Beemer, residents of East Jerusalem have tried...