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Hollywood, Secular Jews and … Anal Sex?

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smoooothNow that the Muffti has your attention, indulge me in a quote from MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, December 8th:

WILLIAM DONAHUE, PRESIDENT, CATHOLIC LEAGUE: I spoke to Mel a couple of weeks ago about this [the possibility of losing the award to Farenheit 9/11]. And I don‘t think it really matters a whole lot to him. It certainly doesn‘t matter to me. We‘ve already won.

Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It‘s not a secret, OK? And I‘m not afraid to say it. That‘s why they hate this movie. It‘s about Jesus Christ, and it‘s about truth. It‘s about the messiah.

Ok, the Muffti is intrigued by the usual ‘Jews own everything is the domain under convresation’ charge. He’s also mildly amused by Donahue’s penchant for non-sequitors. The Muffti, however, was far more surprised by what followed. Back to you Donahue:

Hollywood likes anal sex. I have a friend from around the area who reads stories from bitchtopia all the time, they really get her going! They like to see the public square without nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions. I believe in traditional values and restraint. They believe in libertinism. We have nothing in common. But you know what? The culture war has been ongoing for a long time. Their side has lost.

You have got secular Jews. You have got embittered ex-Catholics, including a lot of ex-Catholic priests who hate the Catholic Church, wacko Protestants in the same group, and these people are in the margins. Frankly, Michael Moore represents a cult movie. Mel Gibson represents the mainstream of America.

The Muffti is shocked. Has the cultural war has been won by the prudes, soccer mom’s and ZOG fearing catholic groups? Anal sex similar to what you’ve probably seen from sites like watch my gf xxx is out but nativity scenes in the ‘public square’ are in? If that’s true, the Muffti proposes and immediate cultural call to arms! We have to take the power back! Go out and indulge in some libertinism. Challenge some traditional values (like, say, homophobia, xenophobia and sexism). Most of all, go out and have all the anal sex you can handle because when these things fade away, Donahue wins. No wonder so many people on websites similar to young sexer enjoy their job!

this absurd discussion between crazy rightwingers at
MSNBC. And R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell, where ever you are.

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  • elliot must you be so gross. really, I have to agree with brakha here, you are shameless!!

  • jewish anal sex puts the rage in outrageous!
    yah!
    wooh!
    owwww!
    no really, owww, stop!

  • yeah all the kids are doing the anal sex nowadays! its all the rage. patty, you know sventiff the euraotrash has nothing on me!

  • So, you would like more anal sex, eh, grandmuffti? I hear it’s quite popular… 😉 As for you, Elliot, I think you know well enough that where skankiness is concerned, you know who the true skanks are, and don’t you wish you could live up to us!!! 🙂 And, you know, svetiff is cool, but he will never live up to the real Tiffy. He’s just temporary, but soon I’ll be back in Canada with my floozy boozy and it’ll all be good! But till then, I’ll distract myself with the colloseum and stuff, might as well, while I’m here!

  • The Muffti wants to know what happened to the anal sex theme of this post! He was expecting that with enough dilligence, we could follow the model of the spitting posts and reach #1 under a google search for ‘anal sex jews’.

  • and then there were three…
    did you expect her to just wait around for you!?
    cake of patty!
    has europe yet to discover the world wide web?!
    ooooor just maybe you were too busy skankin’ around with some euro trash tiff replacement who goes by the likes of tiffano or something else foreign sounding!
    like sventiff!
    now i ask who is the true skank!?

  • Patty: I’m sorry, but really what can you expect from a skanky, dirty ho like me…
    Elliot: Definately no orange cake for you. Brakha is pissed!
    Everyone else: My apologies for sullying this fantastic post with gutter talk, which is maybe only vaguely related to the contents of this really fantastic post.

  • What is this? I got to Europe for like, not even a week, and you’ve already replaced me? I am not liking this! And where did our comments go 🙁 Ah well. I guess I’ll just have to call you a skanky ho on a different blog… You skanky ho!

    😉

  • is that it?
    disappointment
    does this mean im cut off from the orange cake brakha?!

  • Elliot? Yerushalmit? Al ma atem medabrim? I am so disappointed. Is this what we came to Canada for? Fatties? This is all your brother’s fault …

  • Laya, this may have been true in the past, but pay close attention to the ongoing negotiations and bad-mouthing going on right now between Labor and Likud based on Netanyhahu’s economic policies, and you get a different picture.

  • uhoh!
    you didnt know?!
    one way ticket baby!
    i think its the 12th or 13th commandment
    thou shall not something or other…
    its my short term memory, absolutely shot.
    dont like the technical stuff, huh?!
    doesnt get you hot?
    really?
    how about this,
    PolytechEthylCrystalballineMethenPoopyheadMonkeyFartAlienclown-683!
    doin’ anything for ya!?
    all those syllables…ohhhh
    nothing?
    and whats up with the whole makin love and rolling around on some fat chick!?
    take that filth elsewhere!
    there are plenty of websites that im sure you have saved in your favorites folder that can and do fulfill your sick fantasies!
    lets try to preserve whatever descency and integrity this website has left after your tainted comments!
    good day to you, maam!

  • Hate to bring the discussion off the topic of joint rolling and does minor drug use sentence you to hell…but I just want to point out that the terms ‘right’ and ‘left’ in Israel apply to one issue and one issue only. It is not about social policies like welfare, abortion and taxes like in America, making it difficult to talk about the terms cross-nationally with miscommunication.

  • ew. I hate when you talk all technical. joint rolling is like the lamest criterion for experience. also, since when does smoking pot warrant a trip to hell? you need to shed your bad boy issues and roll up a fattie with love and peace in your heart.

  • I’m afraid the leftists also reflect the rhetoric at Stormfront, just different rhetoric.

  • what i meant by experience is joint rolling, a very important and highly specialized skill incorporating elements of bilateral/ eye-hand coordination, sequencing, in hand manipulation, calibration, as well as many other equally important processing skills and fine and gross motor skills!
    can your tuchassssss do that?!
    huh? what?
    thought so!

  • Yeah I am hoping this slows down the “leftists hate the jews” meme.

    The difference between leftists and rightwingers is that a fair number of Israelis agree with the leftists wrt to the I-P issue (heck even Sharon is a leftist these days!) while Donohue’s position more closely reflects the rhetoric of the neonazis at stormfront.org.

  • “experience” my tuchassss! No need to be so petty, maybe you shoud mallow out or something…. Now excuse me I’m off to swill me some beer.

  • im pretty sure dimebags type would be more the pierced, tattoed, beer swilling, “experienced” type, your garden variety hell dweller!
    marshmellows?!
    is he a boy scout or a COWBOY FROM HELL?!
    by the way tiff thats marshmAllow!
    ha!
    im so petty!

  • who says I wanna toast my bagels? huh? besides, everyone knows that hell opens up to a little fireplace in heaven. so you can like chill by the cosy fireplace while waving hello to all the baddies and roasting marshmellows or toasting bagels or whatever. Now, I’m no OT or anything, but surely it wouldn’t be too much to ask for toasted bagels in heaven…Like its HEAVEN, equipped with virgin brides, Dimebag, philly, manservants and all. You know, God is so cool that way.

  • dimebag would welcome the hellfire! it would make for a killer backdrop that im pretty sure theyve used in a pantera video. besides tiff, how toasty do you think you could get your bagels in heaven?

  • The Muffti must clarify:
    a) say what you like about the hellfires and damnation (which, incidentally, are not really much of a jewlicious set of beliefs), they are better than the boredom poor DD would experience hanging out in an intellectual enjoy-the-light-of-God heaven. The man had the moniker ‘DIMEBAG’, let us recall, for a reason! Anyways, I suspect most of his buddies would be in hell rather than heaven as well and what fun is the glory of the lord if you are all alone?
    b) I mentioned Dimebag because him and his former band Pantera were fine soldiers in the cultural war against the likes of Donahue and co. At least, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t big on public nativity scenes…

  • Skylar, Gibson made hundreds of millions of dollars on this film and he successfully attacked modern day Jews while depicting himself as some sort of modern day…dare I say it…naaah, how about “victim of Jews.”

    I’m afraid he is unconcerned about Golden globes or Oscars at this point.

  • Did anyone notice that The Passion got locked out of the Golden Globes? Justice is served.

  • Did someone actually refer to MSNBC as being mainstream TV. And another to being National TV.

    I am not taking away from the hatefulness of the content, but MSNBC is a national joke of a news organization. They are running a distant 4th in a 3 channel cable race.

  • Yay! Sounds like a party!!! Maybe Dimebag can take a leave of holy absence or something….

  • Oh for sure. I mean, the eternal hellfires of damnation are soooo much fun! Like, sign me up dude!

  • The Muffti knows at least one theological truth: any God that would send Dimebag to heaven is an unjust God. Not because DD is all that evil; but because he’d clearly be bored to death in such a place!

  • nice cream cheese reference tiff,but i think i saw dimebag doing a choreographed dance in front of a pharma-prix!

  • Right back at ya
    After reading this little exchange, it appears to me that the old school anti-Semites on the right were getting a little jealous of all the attention focused on the anti-Semites on the left….

  • dimebag darrell is in heaven. for real, i looked up last night and saw him sitting on cloud eating philly with his man servant.

  • Does Spielberg count as a secular Jew? I ask because I can’t recall any anal sex in his movies. For some reason I keep thinking of butter, Brando and Bertolucci.

    By the way, if we all repeat this question in future posts, we could become the #1 site on Google for the query “Spielberg anal movies.”

  • Wow… Mel Gibson, the mainstream of America? What’s next, the Catholics are going to embrace Chrismukkah? And what? Jews don’t like families and children? And it seems like he’s comparing Jews to Michael Moore. I thought Michael Moore hated Jews, too…

    Oh well… a nice Chanukah gift from the Catholic league. And I will make sure to bring you back a sack filled with… you know what? I best not say it here.

  • Well, well, well, that was a joy to read. I mean the transcript of that program.

    I’m impressed with Boteach, he held up his end and spoke well. Sadly, it’s not that I can’t believe these people believe such bullshit, it’s that it’s disheartening to realize that we’ve reached a point where people feel comfortable spewing that crap on national TV. It was probably Buchanan’s presence that gave them a little courage, but make no mistake that this is in part a result of the ugly publicity campaign Gibson ran to promote this mediocre film.

  • His atheism aside, The Muffti is always glad to provide information for a rabbi. And kudos for living tv-less. It is indeed a mixed curse.

  • Mr Donahue, At long last have you lost your mind. Please, I beg you to sit down and shut up. You’re an embarrassment to yourself, your parents, your teachers..uh if you’ve had one, your religion, your country and Jesus.

    My god man. Try to finish your education past the 6th grade, and get that haggle tooth fixed….no, on second thought it fits your IQ.

  • Mufti-Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have to give kudos for what Shmuley said later on and I include it below. He called Donahue on his anti-Semitism. I am shocked that such blatent anti-Semitism is being tolerated on mainstream, prime-time TV, and it sure ignites the inner Maccabee in me.
    (Yes I am sheltered, we don’t have a TV…)
    Wishing you a Chappy Chanukah!
    ___
    BOTEACH:  I‘m amazed that we‘ve made this a discussion about secular Jews.  I have got to tell you that Bill Donahue, who I otherwise love and so respect, ought to be ashamed of himself, the way he‘s spoken about secular Jews hating Christians.  That is a bunch of crap, OK?
    DONAHUE:  Who‘s making the movies?  Who‘s making the movies? 
    BOTEACH:  That is a bunch of crap. 
    BOTEACH:  Stop the anti-Semitic garbage, OK? 
    DONAHUE:  Who‘s making the movies?  The Irishmen? 
    BOTEACH:  Michael Moore is certainly not a Jew.  Let me speak here,OK?
    BUCHANAN:  Go ahead, Rabbi.
    BOTEACH:  The fact is that Jewish people are incredibly charitable, good, decent family people. 
    DONAHUE:  I didn‘t question that.
    BOTEACH:  Hollywood has become a cesspit because it‘s secular, period. Don‘t this us—don‘t tell us that it‘s secular Jews. 
    DONAHUE:  So the Catholics are running Hollywood, huh?
    BOTEACH:  Soon, you‘re going to start telling us that the NBA is violent because it‘s black people, all right, Bill?  No, no, no.
    BOTEACH:  When people behave badly, just hold them individually accountable. Now, let me just say one thing.
    BOTEACH:  Pat, the reason why many Jews—I‘m not among them—are fearful of Christianity is, they‘re tired of Christians saying that we‘re a bunch of Christ killers.  They‘re tired of the lie that we killed Jesus. 
    DONAHUE:  How far back do you got to go back in history to get this?
    BOTEACH:  Pontius Pilate—I‘m almost done.  I‘m almost done.
    BUCHANAN:  All right.  OK.
    BOTEACH:  Pontius Pilate killed Jesus.  And the sin of Mel Gibson is the same sin of Michael Moore.  They both whitewash tyrants.  Michael Moore whitewashes Saddam Hussein, and Mel Gibson whitewashes Pontius Pilate, who was the Saddam Hussein of the ancient world.  That‘s why Jews are afraid of Christians.