smoooothNow that the Muffti has your attention, indulge me in a quote from MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, December 8th:

WILLIAM DONAHUE, PRESIDENT, CATHOLIC LEAGUE: I spoke to Mel a couple of weeks ago about this [the possibility of losing the award to Farenheit 9/11]. And I don‘t think it really matters a whole lot to him. It certainly doesn‘t matter to me. We‘ve already won.

Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It‘s not a secret, OK? And I‘m not afraid to say it. That‘s why they hate this movie. It‘s about Jesus Christ, and it‘s about truth. It‘s about the messiah.

Ok, the Muffti is intrigued by the usual ‘Jews own everything is the domain under convresation’ charge. He’s also mildly amused by Donahue’s penchant for non-sequitors. The Muffti, however, was far more surprised by what followed. Back to you Donahue:

Hollywood likes anal sex. I have a friend from around the area who reads stories from bitchtopia all the time, they really get her going! They like to see the public square without nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions. I believe in traditional values and restraint. They believe in libertinism. We have nothing in common. But you know what? The culture war has been ongoing for a long time. Their side has lost.

You have got secular Jews. You have got embittered ex-Catholics, including a lot of ex-Catholic priests who hate the Catholic Church, wacko Protestants in the same group, and these people are in the margins. Frankly, Michael Moore represents a cult movie. Mel Gibson represents the mainstream of America.

The Muffti is shocked. Has the cultural war has been won by the prudes, soccer mom’s and ZOG fearing catholic groups? Anal sex similar to what you’ve probably seen from sites like watch my gf xxx is out but nativity scenes in the ‘public square’ are in? If that’s true, the Muffti proposes and immediate cultural call to arms! We have to take the power back! Go out and indulge in some libertinism. Challenge some traditional values (like, say, homophobia, xenophobia and sexism). Most of all, go out and have all the anal sex you can handle because when these things fade away, Donahue wins. No wonder so many people on websites similar to young sexer enjoy their job!

this absurd discussion between crazy rightwingers at
MSNBC. And R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell, where ever you are.

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