On the third day of Chanukah, ask yourself, “What would Judah Maccabee do?” Walk right in and wipe them all out. That’s what Judah Maccabee would do. In the meantime, I can’t believe I’m listening to Nachum Segal’s Chanukah music special on Jewish World Review. Those cute ashkenazic accents, the clarinets and accordions that hearken back to the mysterious European shtetls, the boy bands that reflect puritanical Haredi prohibitions against the voice of women… man, ashkenazim are sooo exotic! I wish someone would come over right now and gimme one of them latkes yo, spin my dreidel!
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