So says the Tehran Times

Sigh. Don’t these people ever get tired. The Tehran Times reports that “Zionist regime has made a proposal to establish a Jewish settlement in Turkey in southeastern Anatolia.”

A wave of concern swept over Turkish citizens and political circles after the news was reported, since the Zionist regime’s current policies remind them of Israel’s usurpation of Palestinian territories and its slogan about the so-called Greater Israel: “From the Nile to the Euphrates”.

Maybe what tipped them off to this latest Zionist conspiracy is this strange coincidence: D.B. Cooper, of The Punks of Zion can properly pronounce the name of Turkey’s prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Ah hah! Now the Gaza guys have somewhere to go …

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