Just when you thought it was getting too dangerous to keep those 613 Mitzvot, The Jewish Hero Corps are here to “keep the peace.”
The Jewish Hero Corps is a Super-Hero Team whose common enemies are Jewish amnesia and apathy. Each of the heroes, some with Superpowers, some with clever devices of their own making, fight for Jewish values and truth, justice, and the American way.
…Thank G-d there are those willing to stand up against “Jewish amnesia and apathy,” though I’m a little frightened about them fighting for “the American way.”
Regardless, there’s certainly a need for the awesome powers of “Minyan Man.”
Minyan Man, the â€œDecimal Daredevilâ€ can multiply into ten. Even the other members of the Jewish Hero Corps have no clue as to the source of his mysterious ability. He is an agile acrobat and will even leap into â€œcircus formationâ€ once he has multiplied into ten, becoming a pyramid or a human chain.
Davening in pyramid formation? Now that’s a service even the hell-bound apikorsim would attend.