Jon Stewart disconsolate, on suicide watch!
Uppity Shiksa hails from New Zealand and studied at Rutgers with Muffti. She works with ck putting up Web sites for every single Jewish organization in the world. Or so it seems. Last week she said “ck? I’m gonna be out of town for a couple of days, ok?” Little did I know that our next communication would be an email announcing that she and uh… her uppity sheigetz (?) went off to Vegas and done gone and got eloped! The Uppity Shiksa is pleased to also inform Tiffy that she is now next in line in the secret “Marry Jon Stewart Marriage Pact.”
The happy couple is celebrating their honeymoon in balmy Montreal fingering each other’s tattoos. Be sure to sign their guestbook and view their gallery at OnlySimchas.com.
I’m not kidding. Here’s their Guest book’s first entry:
Mamesh Gevalt! Mazel Tov!