This is getting ridiculous already…
There’s a new energy drink in town and the Red Bull people are cowering in fear! Not only do they have to contend with celebrity endorsements by either Madonna or Ashton Kutcher but Kabbalah Energy Drink is made of real genuine Kabbalah Water for that extra divine boost of energy when you’re out at a rave and munching on tabs of E like they’re M&Ms or when you’re coming down from a 3 day coke binge and need a little pick me up at work so your boss won’t figure out why you keep running off to the can every 5 minutes and you seem to have a cold in the middle of the summer.
But I digress.
So yeah. Kabbalah Energy Drink. Bad idea. Surely this will invite divine intervention from one of the less merciful of G*d’s 12 divine attributes. Surely it will. Uh… please let it? Please?? I mean this crap is already available on eBay! Is nothing sacred?
Mind you, if they had some of that in kosher for Passover format, it might have helped keep some of us awake through the seder….
Thanks to Cordelia for the heads up, if not for the semi-righteous indignation.