pimp adult human resources manager and online marketing expert. This is a conversation between him and one of his new, uh, staff members:
“So, you are a Muslim?†I ask.
“Yesâ€, replies sb_.
“Then why are you eating that pepperoni stick?â€
“Why not?â€
“Pepperroni is made with porkâ€.
At 140 km/h (90 mph), sb_ opens the car window and starts to hurl.
How sweet. They’re not all as charming as Julia Roberts I guess. This and other gems available at theurbanpimp.com. Look for a book deal soon.
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