Here’s some preciously funny dialogue from the Web site of a Jewish Yeshiva-trained
pimp adult human resources manager and online marketing expert. This is a conversation between him and one of his new, uh, staff members:
â€œSo, you are a Muslim?â€ I ask.
â€œYesâ€, replies sb_.
â€œThen why are you eating that pepperoni stick?â€
â€œPepperroni is made with porkâ€.
At 140 km/h (90 mph), sb_ opens the car window and starts to hurl.
How sweet. They’re not all as charming as Julia Roberts I guess. This and other gems available at theurbanpimp.com. Look for a book deal soon.