PimpHere’s some preciously funny dialogue from the Web site of a Jewish Yeshiva-trained pimp adult human resources manager and online marketing expert. This is a conversation between him and one of his new, uh, staff members:

“So, you are a Muslim?” I ask.
“Yes”, replies sb_.
“Then why are you eating that pepperoni stick?”
“Why not?”
“Pepperroni is made with pork”.
At 140 km/h (90 mph), sb_ opens the car window and starts to hurl.

How sweet. They’re not all as charming as Julia Roberts I guess. This and other gems available at theurbanpimp.com. Look for a book deal soon.

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.