This Thursday, Andrew Krucoff will finally be a man!
It was inevitable! As soon as we found out that Gawker Mascot Andrew Krucoff, sheigetz that he is, never had a Bar Mitzvah, well… we had to do something about it. And what could be more fitting than a Bar Mitzvah at the Kotel? So please join us this Thursday at 8 am at the Kotel for Andrew Krucoff’s entry into Jewish peoplehood. Afterwards, we will enjoy Arak and Sfenj sponsored by Dov Charney at American Apparel who never misses an opportunity to help out any member of the Gawker family seeking spiritual enlightenment. The Bar Mitzvah ceremony will be presided over by Rabbi Ezra (yes, that Rabbi Ezra) and ought to be visible on the Kotel Cam starting at 1 am EST. So please if you are in Jerusalem, come join us! Many Israel based bloggers are going to be there too! Bar Mitzvah presents may be sent to Andrew via the paypal link on his Web site, YoungIsraelite.