So confusing
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The Israeli political scene keeps changing a lot lately and it’s getting harder and harder to follow all the developments. There’s Peretz elected to the Chairmanship of the Labor party after defeating Peres who is now joining Kadima headed by Sharon who used to be head of the Likud party but then quit to form the new party. And on top of all that there’s the never ending shenanigans of Paris Hilton to add to the confusion.

Shimon Pres, Amir Peretz and Paris Hilton. I just keep getting them confused. Israeli politicians, and heiress party girls, all fraught with scandal, all so often in the news. Similar as all three may be I’ve found a few ways that help me keep them straight. So without further ado, here’s a handy guide to help you tell the difference.

Peres – Ashkenazi Jew born in Belorussia
Peretz – Sephardic Jew born in Morocco
Paris – SO not a Jew

Peres – Got burned by Peretz
Peretz – Politician most likely to burn his matbucha
Paris – Last man to sleep with her complains of burning sensation when he pees

Peres – 9th grade drop out, then to Harvard and NYU
Peretz – Graduated from Sderot High
Paris – Dropped out of Dwight School in NYC, then got GED

Peres – Nobel Peace Prize winner
Peretz – Early Peace Now member
Paris – Skanky piece of ass

Peres – Suported disengagement
Pertz – Supported disengagement
Paris – Disengaged from former fiancee, Man-Paris

Peres – Related to actress Lauren Bacall
Peretz – Related to mustachioed vegetable dude at the shuk
Paris – Related to Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor

Peres – Former Prime Minister of Israel
Peretz – Former Mayor of Sderot
Paris – Former BFF of Nicole Ritchie

Peres – Former head of Labor party
Peretz – Current head of labor party
Paris – Gave head on video after a party

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Laya Millman

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