…sing it with me, kids. That’s right. Chanukah, or Hanukkah, or Channuka, or Hanuka, or whatever the frickin’ thing is called, is coming up, which means it’s that time of year. Time for Adam Sandler’s Chanukah song to have yet another list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.
This year we had Garden State, with our mensch Zach Braff…
When we see that dude on Scrubs, we all just have to laugh.
Scarlett Johanssen, she used to be jailbait;
but now she’s turned legal, so Jewish boys don’t have to wait.
David Krumholtz is Jewish, that is plain to see…
It’s no surprise his admirer is Jewess Annabel Lee.
Natalie’s our princess, Amidala from Naboo,
If we had to look her up, we’d find her on Jewhoo.
Entourage is a favorite show with celebrities who pout;
But we love Jeremy Piven, who always “hugs it out.”
Sarah Jessica’s half-Jewish; Matthew Broderick’s half too…
Their son’s room has a mezuzah, because he’s a little Jew.
People, that’s all I’ve got now. It’s late. But I had to get it out of my system. More verses, undoubtedly, to come.
girls jumping on trampolines the requisite Chanukah animated card/song parody that should be cleverer than it is.