The Day After
The Krucoff Bar Mitzvah Party was celebrated last night at Dayla (sp?). Many of Jerusalem’s finest came to party and wish Andrew a Mazel Tov. This was definitely one of the oddest events ever as we all got together – religious, secular, left wing, right wing, Jewlicious, Jewschool, to celebrate the coming of age of Andrew Krucoff – a nice guy and all but basically an invention of certain east coast media institutions. Krucoff is a meme, a cultural icon, representing the present and the future of American Jewry. He came here a total sheigetz and now he has ssome book learnin’ behind him and a bar mitzvah. I don’t know what the future holds for Krucoff but I am certain that Hashem was pleased with our collective efforts – today was the first sustained and badly needed rain in Israel in weeks – the day after the boys first ascenssion to the Torah.
Thanks to everyone who made this happen – Jewschool, Aish Hatorah, Dov Charney and American Apparel, Reb Ezra, Gawker and everyone else who participated in this otherwise nonsensical event. I think Krucoff’s going back to America a better Jew and we are all better for having been involved.
Oh and make sure to see the Bar Mitzvah Video here.
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Here is the proper podcast feed
http://rabbiyonah.audioblog.com/rss/jtb2.xml
sorry about any confusion!
ABMDWABM, don’t diss Mobius. No lashon hara.
You know, the more pictures I see of Jewschool’s Mobius the more I get a thinkin I’ve seen him before. Does anybody remember him?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_White
I think it would have been more appropriate for you guys to fly me in and have me give Mr. Gawker boy, a real delightful sexy time.
Did any of the seminary girls grab a feel of that virgin cock?
That was one of the cuter things I’ve seen in awhile. Sounds like a fun time — I actually felt twinges of “missing” Israel, and lots of missing of the ck and the laya. (will you guys email me already?! i even supplied my -actual- email addy in the little form thingy above)
shavua tov, all.
mazal tov!!
It’s amazing what a possible mention in Gawker will do for intracommunal dialogue!