Now that Christmas is almost here…again…I bet I know what you’re thinking:
What do I get for the yeshiva girl who has everything? Let me help you out on that note. First, a few questions.

1- Does your yeshiva girl show you pictures of her most recent desert tiyul wherein a battery of young women are seen wearing sweatshirt hoodies and floor-dusting denim skirts?

2- Does your yeshiva girl fret when you run out to the shore gallivanting around in your speedo and/or bikini, only to be left in her polyester frock, opaque nylons, and loafers surrounded by beach umbrellas as a self-made mechitzah?

3- Is your yeshiva girl sick of ‘women’s only’ swimming hours being just a thin guise for unabashed lesbian cruising?

If so, WholesomeWear may be the perfect gift for your yeshiva girl for the upcoming holiday season. The currently highlighted look is the Skirted Swimmer, a Spandex under garment for maximum flexibility that is joined at the zipper to a looser fitting skirted outer garment. The skirt snaps between the legs for in the water and unsnaps for playing on the beach or going to town without changing.

In the sage words of Paris Hilton: That’s Hot!

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