dirk.jpgDirk Nowitzki, the 7-foot tall dunking member of the Aryan race Dallas Mavericks has won quite a popularity contest according to Broken News.

Although rivals call him a “terror”, Nowitski assures his fans he’s “not planning an invasion of Poland or anything.”

In other news the McDougald Funeral Home is really hoping to win the coveted “Best Crematorium since Auschwitz” award later this year.

please note: broken news is a satire publication

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