Jesus Loves Porn Stars

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WRAL.com reports that the new Jesus Loves Porn Stars edition of the bible was Hot Hot Hot at last weekends Erotica convention in Los Angeles.

See, in order to penetrate deep inside the world of sex loving heathens with the message of a chaste savior, the XXXchurch had to get creative and risque.

Pastor Craig Gross thought long and hard and came up with the “Jesus Loves Porn Stars” edition of the new testament.

As you can imagine, this has caused a stir in the Christian world. The American Bible Society was so bothered by the concept that they refused to even print the books (a move Al Jazeera supports).

The XXXchurch defended the new cover art saying that “We think this goes with the central message of the gospel and Jesus loves you regardless of your profession.”

Indeed, the Jesus of the bible was hanging out with crooks and whores. And if Jesus loves all the little children, he also loves those who get diddled by their uncles, lose all self-respect and grow up to be porn stars.

Taking a cue from this wave of racy evangelizing, one commentor on StupidChurchPeople suggested some potential XXX Church bumper stickers:

“Christians do it in small groups.”
“Christians do it with Spirit.”
“Christians do it on their knees.”

Read more about it and see a video on ABC News.