Whereby I am now located in Jerusalem and seem to be posting more regularly to this blog than anyone else; and insofar that the rest of the Jewlicious-Jerusalem team (including a visiting Muffti and one Encino Yeled) have fled the country to parts both known and un-, and are incommunicado, and whereby I will be traveling to Tel Aviv to meet Jewlicious poster Alli, making me one of the only people to have met all of the Jewlicious posters (except Jimmy, whoever he is), I hereby proclaim myself (Interim) Queen of Jewlicious.
At my meeting with Alli, we expect to proclaim Jewlicious a banana republic and assume co-queenship. We will then travel to Independence Hall where we will read a short statement of intent and mission, followed by the singing of our national anthem: “Fight For Your Right to Party.”
Shortly thereafter, we will announce the expected tribute to be paid to us by denizens of the Jewlicious empire–such tribute should be paid forthwith to ensure many more meandering posts that can be debated endlessly and convolutedly in the comments section.
What happens when Momma and Poppa Jewlicious (and Uncles) come home from being wandering Jews? I guess we’ll just have to see…