So it seems that the field has been narrowed to one: Larry Birkhead. He is the man who fathered the million dollar mommy-less baby. So Anna’s baby will not be on birthright israel.

Former boyfriend Larry Birkhead was declared the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Tuesday, and Howard K. Stern, listed as Dannielynn’s father on the birth certificate, said he would not fight for custody.

“My feelings for Dannielynn have not changed,” said Stern, who was Smith’s lawyer and live-in companion.

“I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead on custody. We’re going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out. And I’m going to do whatever I can to make sure he gets sole custody,” Stern said outside the Bahamian courthouse where the DNA test results were disclosed. (Watch Stern express his disappointment Video)

Howard K. – when you get to LA lets meet and have coffee and talk about what it takes to start a Jewish family. I promise that there are a lot of wonderful Jewish ladies in LA that will be much easier to accompany.

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  • Rabbi, you would fix that piece of DREK up with a wonderful lady just for the sake of starting a family???? Please say you were being facietious.

    That putz aided and abetted Anna’s self destruction. It doesn’t take a Doctor to know that if you mix methadone with a bunch of other stuff, you are going to wind up dead. In fact, he was ON NOTICE that methadone mixed with a bunch of other stuff is lethal because of the way Anna’s son died.

    If he didn’t actually bring her the drugs, he allowed those around her to supply her with them and adminster them in a combination that could kill even someone say, the size of Elvis.

    WARNING to WONDERFUL JEWISH LADIES: Males who can’t take care of you responsibly when you are ill or grief stricken do are NOT good husband material even if they have a circumsized penis and a law degree.

  • i before e, except after c and when typing while seeing red.

    A man with a track record of not being able to care for a “kempetor” and “availas” you run to “fix up” and then blame the dead woman for not “being easy to accompany”??? Sexist alittle maybe?

    I’m sorry, but a woman can develop acute or chronic illness after marriage and may not be “easy to accompany” then either, but a MENTSCH gets her all the proper , around the clock help she needs and SUPERVISES them. He doesn’t leave her with a $7.00 an hour foreign nurse, even if it’s to go spend her money.


  • Dear Chutzpah,
    It was meant as a jest. I highly doubt that Howard Stern would ever call me….

    You have a very good point about him being an enabler…but I am not privy enough to the details of the whole sordid affair to know what was going on.

  • Thanks Rabbi.

    I knew you were jesting, but I didn’t care for the put down of the deceased and shout out of brotherly support for a guy just because he’s a Member of the Tribe.
    I think that Son of Sam guy was also Jewish and I know some kiruv Rabbis (which you say you aren’t) who would fix him up if he promised to wear a black hat and lay tefillin…no joke. That notch on the “saved souls” belt is really important to them, especially when their year end bonuses depend on that number.