fatwa time?

Jewlicious reader Rochelle wrote the following: “My husband took this picture at the Barnes and Noble Bookstore in Seattle, WA. We thought you might find it humorous!” Thanks for being alert Rochelle – I know that by “humorous” you mean “a grave affront to all those of the Jewish faith and the followers of the Prophet Moses, Shalom be unto him.” I mean if the Muslims can get all riled up by some cartoons and a teddy bear why can’t we express anger, yes, outright anger at this horrible insult? Fiction?? You call our bible fucking fiction?

That’s it Barnes and Noble. I am declaring a fatwa against you. Soon a crew of Jewish ninja accountants will descend upon your store, have a cup of coffee (I mean it’s Seattle – may as well while they’re in town) and then wreak havoc with your accounting. You will verily rue the day you messed with the Jews.

Fiction. Sheesh. Your face is fiction Barnes and Noble!

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

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