Slow Torah Studies to Blame
Sacha Baron Cohen and his fiancee Isla Fisher have announced the postponement of their wedding. Fisher, an actress and mother of Cohen’s daughter Olive, is in the process of converting to Judaism but hasn’t made sufficient progress, both with her Torah studies and her relationship with the in-laws.
A source said: ‘Isla was supposed to spend her time after giving birth hard at work on her Torah studies, and that’s gone far slower than expected… For Isla’s part, the actress is said to be looking forward to becoming a Cohen… The source said: ‘No matter what Sacha’s mother throws at her, Isla isn’t going to be scared away from the relationship or the family… ‘You really get the sense that her devotion to Sacha is total, even if she’s stalled a little bit on her Jewish studies. She loves sharing her life with this guy.’
By the way, Sacha’s Mom isn’t pissed that Isla isn’t Jewish – she’s just doesn’t understand Isla’s professional ambitions. All this will pass I am sure, but in the meantime, I have to let Penelope, my Social Secretary, know that she needs to reschedule a flight and cancel a tuxedo rental. It’s all good though – here’s hoping Isla makes good progress on her Torah studies now that she’s completed filming on her next film – confessions of a shopaholic. Cohen in the meantime is putting the finishing touches on his new Bruno movie.
OK, OK… sheesh.
Hey everybody! Jews marrying Jews is a good thing.
OK? Can I go now?
Source: The Daily Mail