David Kelsey has made it onto Shmanta’s “Nice”-list.

In what could be interpreted as a major exercise of self-restraint in addition to newly found inner balance, Kelsey has passed on a chance of bashing Aish Hatorah. This’ll ruin my gift idea of a plush Kelsey-lookalikes that say, “Screw Aish Hatorah”, when you press their plush bellies, but anyhow, cheers to you, my friend.

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  • Can you add a few more sound bites to that plush toy? One that says “Fuck you Jewish Heritage Center of Queens and Long Island” and another that says “Bal Tshuva’s are mindless, spineless psychopaths” would be my first choices.

    It has been 20 years since my former chevre from “Beyond Tshuva” and I all started “learning” in Israel and then “continued on” with the JHC.

    That means these college-educated and highly-successful people have gone 20 years without having a single independent thought or action. They have not had made love without asking the Rabbi to check their panties first and many of them have not tasted their Mother’s home-cooking in that long.

    These people have spent every ounce of their time and energy for 20-plus years trying to raise Frum-From-Birth children and there is no turning back. They have indoctrinated each of their 5-7 children every minute of every day with how corrupt, base and evil the outside world is.

    Independent thinking is not a reward for these people, they prefer to bask in their self-righteousness than to actually admit that maybe life is not a frum-contest.

    I am showing a lot of self-restraint here…I think I better go sit in Kelsey’s cage for a while.

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