[Sidenote: for a COMPLETE list of Middle Eastern hottie/dead leaders, see this link.]
I am concerned. Muammar Gaddafi doesn’t have a place to sleep during his stay in the United States, having been denied by the Dirty Zionist town of Englewood, New Jersey,possibly denied by Jewish conspirator Donald Trump, and turned down at a number of major New York hotels.
To help him feel a little more at home in his Bedouin tent cum traveling Ringling Brothers Flying High Top as he continues to bring the Haterade on America (and Israel), I’ve graciously come up with a list of locations should feel free to use.Â You can thank me later, Mo Mo.Â Preferably by giving me my own AK-47.
1.Â Newark, New Jersey-Its crime rate has plummeted to only 60% shootings every day!
2.Â My home hood near Susquehannah Univesity, Pennsylvania, where there’s only a slight chance he’ll get cancer
3.Â Clearfield, Pennsylvania, where he could possibly choke to death/die of cholesterol poisoning from a 5 lb burger
4. Some place in New York where there is a very small chance he could get run over by an epliplectic lorry driver (WTF is a lorry?)
5.Â And the most obvious place?Â An actual Bedouin Tent! Granted, it’s a restaurant and probably they could stick him near the sink or something, but still.Â Duh, MoMo.Â Think on your feet.Â How did you ever stay in power so long.Â You should just hire me to do all your major decisions for you.Â First decision Ouiki would make? (yes, that’s right.Â There’s no V in Arabic, so you have to substitute with a U.Â No wonder Lybia never got anywhere.Â How retarded is that? Oueri.)
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