The glatt kosher NY resort, not the actor

If you are one of the over 5.4 million Earthlings who follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter (#aplusk) you will now know that 4 hours ago, Kutcher made a visit to Joshua’s grave and posted a picture, tweeted that “This just in from Israel…It’s hot,” and reported that “The morning light of mercy is washing over The Wholly Land. I only hope that I can deliver on it’s promise. Wholly=1=love.”

No word on whether he will be meeting up with James Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Creek) who got married last week in a ceremony in Israel, or Amar’e Stoudemire, or whether he will be punk’ing anyone at Masada.

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