This shark story just never ends…
So where are we? OK first, shark attacks European tourists in Egypt, maiming 4 and killing one and Egyptian officials blame the Mossad. Then Jewlicious uncovers the secret lair of the Mossad trained, bacon fed sharks. Now there’s news that the offending killer shark has been killed by a piss drunk Serbian named Dragan Stevic. Stevic was so drunk that he had no recollection of killing the shark and had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning. Huh?
“Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers… ‘Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it’ says Milovan… ‘Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would’, explained Milovan… The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.â€
Here’s the photo attached to the story:
So now drunk Stevic is apparently a huge hero in Egypt and everywhere that killer Sharks are hated. Or is he? Well… see that picture above? That’s the photo that was circulated with the story. But it turns out that the Shark is a Basking Shark, a filter feeder that never attacks humans. Ever. Also, the photo was taken on shore near Duck, North Carolina in September, 2009. Maybe the photo was just used for illustrative purposes? Does that mean that the entire story isn’t true? Another piece of Mossad disinformation meant to make the Egyptians look silly? Or rather, sillier? Man, I hope not because Dragan Stevic is totally my hero if the story is true and I want the story to be true but you just can’t put anything past those ever, clever Jews.
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Don’t mess w Serbs:) hehehe funny story neverthless.
That has to be one of the best graphics that CK has ever done. I mean photos that he took.
Abosolutely awesome. I heard on wikileaks that the Mossad was training sharks. I heard they also have a duck-billed-platypus assassin program that is in development… Shhhh….