Oh, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was once the head of the International Monetary Fund. He was the leading candidate to be France’s next President. Things were looking great for DSK. And then it all went to shit. First there was the rape accusation made by a hotel maid in New York. The exhaustive investigation surrounding that incident brought to light a whole series of alleged sexual improprieties committed by Strauss-Khan and although he was ultimately exonerated of those charges, things just haven’t been the same for our French Lothario. I know standards are different in Europe, but it seems even the French have their limits. Now Strauss Khan has become embroiled in a new sex scandal involving high class Belgian prostitutes and orgies in luxury hotels in Lille and in Paris. Straus-Kahn claims he didn’t know they were prostitutes because super hot young babes are naturally attracted to 62 year-old philanderers. Money had nothing to do with it, bien sur! Using the services of a prostitute is not illegal in France but French prosecutors are accusing Strauss-Khan of aggravated pimping, meaning the habitual facilitation of a prostitution enterprise. I can see the whacked out Hair Club for Men-type commercial, except it would be High Class Booty Club for Men and Dominique Strauss-Kahn is not just zee customer, but also zee boss!
Strauss-Kahn has been arrested and is out on 100,000-euro bail. Is he going to dodge this bullet too? Stay tuned to the Follies DSKere!