The SlutWalk has hit Israel! Tel Aviv hosted one last Thursday as did Haifa on Friday. The SlutWalk, or Mitz’ad HaSharmutot as it is known here in Israel, first took place in Toronto on April 3, 2011, in response to a statement made by Constable Michael Sanguinetti, a Police officer, who suggested that to remain safe, “women should avoid dressing like sluts.” Since then, SlutWalks have taken place around the world, with the central message being that the way a woman dresses does not excuse or mitigate rape or sexual harassment of any kind. Some participants tend to dress provocatively, cheer, carry signs and engage in standard rally activities.
The Jerusalem SlutWalk is set to take place on April 27, 2012 and we here at Jewlicious have decided to put together a little guide to those women planning to participate. See, Jerusalem isn’t like Tel Aviv or Haifa and this guide addresses the special sensibilities of this holy city. So how does one dress like a slut in Jerusalem? Enjoy our pictorial guide (faces have been concealed for the sake of modesty):
1. If you are married, widowed or divorced, don’t cover your hair
The woman pictured above is a widow. Yet she provocatively insists on not covering her hair, as if she were a backup singer for Diana Ross and the Supremes. Her message to the world? “Come on baby, lets get it on!” Obviously.
2. Wear pants. Wear open toed shoes. Don’t wear socks or opaque stockings.
This saucy seductress is displaying not one, but three of the hallmarks of a common street hooker, namely pants, open-toed shoes and uncovered feet. Everyone knows that when they were walking through the Sinai desert, all the women of Israel, including Moses’ sister the Prophetess Miriam, were wearing sensible shoes and opaque stockings. And those pants? They don’t leave much to the imagination now do they…
3. Expose your elbows
Women who serve in the IDF in order to protect the country receive all kinds of training and instruction. Here we see female soldiers being taught how to operate an M-16 machine gun and how to dress like a whore. Exposed elbows inflame passions and do nothing to strike fear into the enemy.
4. Wear bright colors / patterns. Expose your collarbone. Expose your shoulders.
Whores use brightly colored clothing in order to attract the attention of potential Johns. What man looks at a collarbone and doesn’t think “Mmmm mmm. I’d like me some of that!” The women pictured above are enjoying the ancient Sephardic Henna ceremony, celebrating a couple’s engagement. But never mind that. It’s obvious that afterward, they will slip into the night and exchange sex for money.
5. Ride a bus and sit in front
This one’s kind of cool because in some circles, it doesn’t even matter what you wear. If you are female and ride in the front of a bus, you’re a slut!
6. Dress like an eight year old Beit Shemesh school girl
I’m sorry. Even I can’t write a description for this. Just go read about about it here if you don’t know what I’m talking about.
I hope that helps! Again, the Jerusalem SlutWalk is taking place on April 27, 2012. For more information, visit the facebook page.
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In scandinavia people think jews have very strange looks, especially the nose is very bad-looking,kinda scythe-like, they say, . Scandinavians call it ” Ful nasa”. the word “ful” is pronounced like the english word “fuel”. I kind of feel sorry for them, but maybe its the testosterone.. i´ve heard it increases the tissues inside the nose, especially bone mass.
O love it! I can’t wait for the Ryadh one!
Nothing sexier than a Jewish girl with an automatic rifle. She can pull the trigger of my love gun any day.
You seem to be into stereotypes, you ought to like this:
http://arouda.blogspot.com/2012/03/stuff-jewish-mothers-dont-like.html
Well Rouda, you are in very good company. There are plenty of very cool Jewish mothers.
I’m sure Natalie Portman spends a lot of energy getting Alef to eat his bananas, and the girls with the rifles in 10 years they will be chasing their kids around begging them to wear their sweater.
I dunno, I’d think she’d be honored to be in the company of a Supreme Court justice. And I’ve heard she has a pretty good sense of humor.
Lynn Schusterman of the Schusterman Foundation (#2) being likened to a “Saucy seductress” and a “common street hooker?” Really? Really?? I know you put the bar across her face to hide her identity, and you were being funny for a good cause, but you know what those people are like, they lack a sense of humor. You’re probably never going to work in this town again given that they run or fund practically everything! But I tip my hat to you sir in deference to your massive balls.
Just be female. That’s good enough these days.
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SunlessNick,I can’t speak for SlutWalk the city I was living in until August didn’t have one berfoe I moved, and the city I moved to already had theirs berfoe I got here.In my experience, TBTN is pretty explicitly about pushing for women to be safe at night. It is also (in my experience) heavily focused on college age women, so there’s a lot of focus on date rapes and stranger rapes during which a woman had been drinking. Which is well, I don’t want to say awesome because we’re talking about rape, but I’m so *glad* these things are talked about at TBTN and that part of their purpose has been to let college-aged women know that they have resources and being raped isn’t their fault. I wish the town I got my undergrad degree at had a TBTN because that is entirely a message I needed to hear then.In my opinion, SlutWalk in Toronto was pretty explicitly about calling out police officers who believe that women who dress sluttily get what they deserve if they’re raped. I feel that’s a supplementary message to the one that TBTN is advocating for, but I also have *been* to TBTN. People who haven’t been to it may think it’s entirely about the night and only focuses on violence.