What They Say: “Your eyes are so beautiful”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “What are you doing tonight/this weekend?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You seem like a super cool chick”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I want to get to know you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I can’t wait to see you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I miss you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Hi”/”Hey”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I love your smile”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Let’s hang out”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Free to meet up/get together?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You’re so hard to reach lol”

What They Mean: You’re so hard to have sex with, and it’s not funny

 

What They Say: “Wow, you’re smart and beautiful?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I think you and I will get along great”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “How about we grab a drink and discuss your work experience?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You look like such a fun girl”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I’m so glad we’re friends”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You deserve the best”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better”

What They Mean: I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better. And have sex with you.

 

Ladies & gents, this blog post is a joke. Mostly. Dr. Mishmish wants you all to laugh more, worry less, and have more fun. TIZREMU! The guys that find themselves on full tube xxx more often than not definitely fit all translations perfectly.

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4 Comments

    • You may have! Better go back to those women just in case 🙂
      This is more playful than serious – often times men say things they think women want to hear, just to get what they want (sex). This post is just an exaggeration of those cases!!

  • Do these apply to when girls say them after not having sex with you for three months but she still seems like she is love with you?

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