Asghar Bukhari in London, an anti Israel activist for over two decades, and a founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK has accused Israeli agents of messing with his head, and breaking into his home one evening and stealing one of his shoes. Bukhari’s group is banned from many British university campuses and is accused of being a hate group, extremist, and anti-Semitic.

His family says they didn’t take the shoe, and Bukhari reports that one of the shoes was moved and the other shoe is missing. It is obviously the work of Zionist Agents, though he readily admits that he does not have the resources of MI-5 or other military or domestic intelligence resources needed to give credence to his claim.

Before I discredit the man and his disgusting racist mission, I must admit that this morning in NYC, I woke up and found that my right shoe was dirty and stained. I first assumed that it was due to a dollop of sweetened sour cream that I had spilled on the shoe in Manhattan’s East Village while eating a takeout blueberry pierogi from the Ukrainian National Home (retirement center) Restaurant at a bus stop. But on further thought, I now realize that it is the work of the Mossad and they are messing with me, and my shoe.

Mr. Bukhari claims that Zionist and Zionist supporters are mocking him and trying to intimidate Muslims. He writes, “Are Zionists trying to intimidate me?”

He wrote on Facebook: “Someone came into my home yesterday, while I was asleep. I don’t know how they got in, but they didn’t break in – the only thing they took was one shoe… they left one shoe behind to let me know someone had been there… Of course I can’t prove anything and that’s part of the intimidation. The game is simple – to make me feel vulnerable in my own home… It is not the first time I have heard this happening. I have had another Muslim leader call me a year or so ago, in tears – she told me they had been coming into her house and re-arranging things – just to let her know they had been there.”

Bukhari posted a 15 minute rant to Youtube (see below):

The TWITTERSPHERE enjoyed his idiocy using the hashtag #MossadStoleMyShoe — Many creative posts were created using dogs, Moshe Dayan, shoes, and even Imelda Marcos. Maajid Nawaz posted a pic of the secret Mossad underground HQ that is filled with stolen shoes.

Arthur Lenk, Israel’s top diplomat in South Africa, Lesotho, Swaziland and Mauritius, and formerly the State of Israel to the Republic of Azerbaijan, tweeted that “we have your shoe… Call me.” But I think he was joking.

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