There are two things that have been Internet staples from the very begining, namely cats and neo-nazis. All over the world, cat lovers used their emerging Web skills to build virtual shrines to their domestic feline friends. And we laughed. At the same time, neo-nazis used the Internet to find other like-minded individuals and to disseminate their message of hate. These were inevitably inveterate losers who provided us with a glimpse into their otherwise pathetic lives. And we laughed.
But now there’s a Web page that unites the two, namely, catsthatlooklikehitler.com. On this site, owners of cats that resemble Hitler, send in photos. Their cats are voted on and discussed and the photos are displayed – the greater the resemblance to Hitler, the higher the ranking.
No. I’m not kidding.
The makers of the site go to great pains to let visitors know that they are not racist or hateful in any way:
Aren’t you guys glorifying Hitler’s memory?
Let’s get this straight. Hitler was an arsehole. Hitler was a disgusting, pus-ridden lump of excrement from the devil’s own anus. Before we go any further, let’s just reiterate that. As such, we think it is entirely appropriate to reduce him to an object of ridicule by comparing his physical appearance with a collection of fluffy, cute moggies.
So uh… if you need a good laugh (and who doesn’t these days?), mosey on down to catsthatlooklikehitler.com. I myself hate both cats and Hitler so this Web site is perfect for me!
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Sorry, it is funny that in danish kitler means overall or white coat 🙂 http://www.danskprofildress.dk/firmatoj/kliniktoj/kitler
I love those nice kitler: http://www.danskprofildress.dk/uploads/PDF/clipper-corporate-wear-katalog.pdf
fuck u cats rock whoever doesn’t like cats go suck BALLS.
wasent hitler really anti animal abuse? curse you grammer.. need tea to assult you…
hmm hmm anyways thats kinda in response to the hitler was an arse and would kill these cats with a fish fork comment.. not that hes not anything less than a compleate twat.. just amuses me how people just assumed that he touches cats and other fluffy things.. ahh hes evil he must molest household pets and plants.. so thats why the eggplant died? umm yeha.. honest…
Hmm… this reminded me of MAUS.
Jon C. – I have the same affliction. Cats seem to love me despite the lack of any encouragement from me. Cat’s will sit on my lap just like that, sleep on my tummy and I have no idea why. Now I live in machaneh yehuda, the central market in Jerusalem, and am surrounded by cats! The good news is that the rats in the neighbourhood don’t come around so much.
Thanks, Jessica. Jon C., you’re funny – I agree. Yes, yes, these are Chaplin’s kitties: give them little black hats and canes. Film them in black and white.
Thanks for the clarifications ck. I am a cat lover, but its more b/c cats flock to me by the 100s, i have never met a cat who didn’t like me. This being said I am in for a long a miserable life 😉
It’s not that I hate cats either. I love birds more, and have witnessed too many times an overfed housecat kill a beautiful bird for sport, and not even eat it. I tend to prefer dogs, which give you love like a family member, whereas cats give you love like, well, a house plant. Nothing personal, they are just evil, objectively speaking. >:-)
OK, look. I don’t really hate cats. At worst I’m ambivalent. Hate is a strong word. I shouldn’t have used it here. All cat lovers please accept my apologies!
Are you saying that cats that AREN’T “white and orange spotted” are INFERIOR???!!!! Tell ze trooss… ve have vays uf making yoo talk… hehehe 😉
I’m with KSF…those poor cats shouldn’t have their features compared to hitler. I’m glad my cat is white and orange spotted.
Ummm, correct me if I’m wrong, Kamrad…
But isn’t “Angel of Death” performed by Tom Araya and Slayer?
Uh… isn’t Tom Araya… A JEW? hehehe 🙂
Darn it! That guy came along and stole the show from me and my cute little comment about Chaplin’s kitties.
Somebody should send Kamrad’s comment along to Mel Gibson.
At least his comment was well written with the appropriate grammar. Fucking Nazi fascist.
If you will it, it is no dream(legend)
wow. someone must have been googling “Hitler” while self-pleasuring again.
You mantain lobby in USA and you control the war in the world.
Walt or Mearsheimer fan? Or do you just read Juan Cole?
Hi, I’m a “goy” kamrad from Europe.
Don’t laugh jews, Uncle is still alive in our minds.
Hitler was right about your people, and we are happy when we see you burn in Auschwitz.
You mantain lobby in USA and you control the war in the world.
Like Ahmadinejad i think:”A world without sionist?”
IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD!!!!
You must admit. In europe we can do everything we like but we can’t deny the Holocaust. Although Holocaust in about 250 000 jews, you want trust us 6 million people is dead. Surely, I’d like, better 6 million than 250 thousand.
therefore, with my heart i sing for eveyone of you my favourite song :P:
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race
Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death
Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants hes creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free
(leads: hanneman, king, hanneman, king, hanneman)
[ angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death
ANGEL OF DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
bye and burn shits!
Whoops. That’s alleycat.org.
Hey, Michael, why not start Jerusalem’s first TNR (trap, neuter, release) program for feral cats? Visit alleycatallies.com and learn how.
CK and the rest of you feline haters. It seems to me your equating your hatred with cats with your hatred with Hitler. How many cats ‘massacred’ our ancestors?
Hiarious. I noticed that one such kittie is named Chaplin. Remember, not everyone with that little mustache was a hitler-ite. Poor kitties . . . I prefer to think of them as Chaplin’s kitties. (Hitler is just too disgusting to be reminded of).
People who live in Jerusalem, especially in Jerusalem’s poorer neighborhoods are entirely 100% justified in hatred of cats. The cats of Jerusalem are like cockroaches, only larger, more numerous and filthier. Cats are an accursed blight, a scourge from a God who has abandoned his people.
Mar Shed would like to point out that if you “hate cats” that does not also imply that you hurt/kill cats. Barbara E – take it easy girl! Just understand that cats are popular to a small niche of people, as is neo-nazism, which is probably why this website is so much fun.
catsthatlooklikehitler.com is a royal hoot. People who say they “hate cats” or any other animal for that matter are not a hoot. FYI, many SS murderers also got off on killing cats and dogs. Guess they hated them too.
I’ve seen this kitler blog before and I think it’s a riot. (Yeah, I’m Jewish.)
It kind of makes sense. Hitler was evil, cats are evil.
Also, who is to say they aren’t Hitler, reincarnated for punishment. You know how many single Jewish women own cats?
Like Mel Brooks “springtime for hitler” the kitler cats remind us that whatever else the man was he is now a complete object of derision. I say anything that gets a laugh of out all his destruction is an act of defiance to those who would ever do that to any group of people. Here’s what’s left of a sad little oneballed fart named adolf, may he spend eternity facing his lies and crimes.
What the hell?
Heh, I hate cats and Hitler, too. Cool.