I have a problem where some water is leaking down onto the window of the neighbour below me. The guy, Aryeh, who is supposed to fix it sets appointments with me to come to fix it, but never comes...
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Blonde lobsters are not okay to eat OR marry
Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday. Scientists said the...
Speaking of sperm, here’s an idea…Orthodox Jewish sperm bank
Yeshiva boys can’t spill their seed without a wifey. Some loving married couples are infertile. I see a solution here. Anyone know the halacha on this? -or- Can anyone estimate a profit margin...
Israeli Moment: Registering for Classes
…and later that same day… Scar Limud/Tuition Office: Can I help you? Me: Yeah, I was told to come here to start the process of registration. Him: Can I see your letter? Why did you come...
Israeli Moment: Driver’s License Test
Driving Instructor: You have your ID? Me: Yes, here. Him: :::gets in car says something I don’t understand in Hebrew::: Me: Ani mitztaeret, aval efshar b’anglit? Him: Yes, ok, pull out...
Israeli Moment: Drycleaning
The Israeli moment series will be reinforcing negative Israeli stereotypes. Yeah, I know, that’s bad. It’s just been a particularly ballaganistic week, so please let me indulge. Dryclean...
birthright israel changed my life, et tu?
I remember being perplexed at how people could eat so many vegetables for breakfast. I remember hiking in the hills outside of Jerusalem and knowing that at some point I would live at least a...
Harley David Son of A Bitch
If you heard Serge Gainsbourg in your head while reading that headline, then congratulations, you are a world pop-culture aficionado. But more importantly, if you’re looking for some wakka...


