Full disclosure: I hate most things. I hate Arabs, I hate Jews, I hate Sephardim, I hate Ashkenazim, I hate blacks, I hate whites, I hate unrequested condiments, I hate Napoleon Dynamite, I hate your...
Author - michael
Discoveries and rants.
I’m going to attempt to tie together several fairly disparate threads in this post, so bear with me. After a most enjoyable weekend spent drinking cocktails in somebody else’s apartment...
Michael is jonesin’.
(cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) My Internet at home went out a few days ago. This has forced me to undergo the difficult process of Internet withdrawal without preparing the necessary supplies...
Lenny Bruce is spinning in his grave.
(cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) Aish ha-Torah has visited a great deal of torment and suffering upon the Jewish people. Their brooding, medieval, property-value-destroying monstrosity of a...
Among the Indians I am called Walks with Toasty Feet.
(crossposted from Kosher Eucharist) I have weathered many accusations over the course of my 21 years. Despite my fastidious efforts to avoid most non-essential contact with them, other people have...
This post is for the ladies in the house…
I thought that I should make the latest development in the gripping saga of Michael vs. the Israeli Defense Forces known to the Jewlicious readership, particularly its young and female contingent...