“What an insult to the consumer’s intelligence.” Nahariya, June 26 – Observers of the economy noted this week that an advertising agency appears to believe there exists some...
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Poll False Because Doesn’t Show Joint List Taking 12 or 13 Seats
“Numbers and rigorous mathematics are a Zionist deceit anyway,” shrugged Ayman Odeh, list chairman. Jerusalem, June 14 – Experts debunked a survey this afternoon measuring the...
NFL Offers Compromise, Lets Players Stand for American OR Israeli Anthem
Player representatives have yet to offer any official response to the move. New York, May 24 – Executives and owners in the National Football League softened their stance today on player...
Hezbollah Alleges Fraud If Rivals’ Votes Counted
The party’s efforts to prevent supporters of other factions from casting votes should have resulted in much larger gains. Beirut, May 8 – Iran’s proxy arm in Lebanon made important...
Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at...
Cop Who Tried To Enforce Gun Laws Among Arabs Let Off With Warning This Time
The policewoman failed to appreciate the importance of knowing when to enforce the law and when to feign powerlessness or lack of resources. Beer Sheva, April 24 – A rookie policeman who...