“Otherwise it means we’re totally ignored, unimportant, and who could accept the shame?” Ramallah, March 13 – Residents of refugee camps and areas under Palestinian self-rule...
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We Make Sure The Number Of Buns And Franks Don’t Match. We’re The Mossad.
By the Mossad Ever wonder why you always seem to have a different number of Tupperware containers from the number of lids? Or why hot dogs come in packages of 12 but hot dog buns come in packages of...
Palestinians Just One Hijacked Student Gov’t Meeting Away From Total Victory Over Zionism
Forecasts differ on the mechanism. Ramallah, February 27 – Excitement gripped the Palestinian street today after revelations that their national movement to destroy Israel and replace it with...
Study Finds Right Distance At Which Friends Approaching Each Other Can Pretend Just Saw Each Other
It would otherwise be followed by weirdness as they continue to walk toward each other but have nothing more to say. Rehovot, February 13 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have...
Female MKs Challenge Oren Hazan To Penis-Measuring Contest
“He better not blow this.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Women legislators from across the political spectrum voiced their frustration with a colleague whose antics they contend shames...
Israel Postal Service Looks To Syrian Barrel Bombs For New Ways To Deliver Mail Badly
The project could have launched earlier, explained an Authority official, but for two important factors: reluctance on the part of security and defense officials to allocate the necessary equipment...