Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead. Iranian state media confirmed it. Forty days of mourning have been declared by the Islamic Republic. People are setting off fireworks in Tehran, not in mourning but in...
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Israel and the US Strike Iran: Notes From Jerusalem
Um… Shabbat Shalom, I guess? Or, since it’s after havdalah now and I can finally sit down and actually write this, Shavua tov. Good week. Let’s hope. I woke up this morning to...
Tehran Radio Host Arrested After Anti-Semitic Rant Not Anti-Semitic Enough
He appears to be under the misapprehension that Holocaust denial suffices. Tehran, June 23 – A popular on-air commentator in Iran faces charges of libel after he launched into a Judaeophobic...
Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at...
Iranian Engineers Propose Using Cranes For Construction As Well As Hanging Gays
“Next you’re going to tell me a school has a function other than storing weapons to use against Jews.” Tehran, November 22 – Technical specialists in Iran’s capital sent...
Dinner Table Hardliner Declares ‘Death To Broccoli’
She contends cream corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how...
Jews Of Iran Free To Hold Any Political Views The Government OKs
Meshed, Islamic Republic of Iran, July 19 – The approximately twenty thousand Jews living in Iran today enjoy religious and political freedom rare in the rest of the Islamic Middle East, a...
Iran: Kim Kardashian is a Secret Agent
James Bond’s classic weapon was a Walther PPK. The KGB dispatched its enemies with a 9mm Makarov. The Mossad’s weapon of choice is a Beretta Model 70 using .22 LR ammunition. Now...