Happier days for GoldsteinAl Goldstein, 68, former bombastic, larger than life publisher of “Screw” Magazine and producer of cable show “Midnight Blue” has certainly seen better days. Once one of the leading voices in the sketchy world of porn, he is now homeless and sleeping on the floor of his wife’s parents house. He has lost his business, his mansion in Florida, basically everything, and can’t even get a job in his field due to bail conditions for an assault conviction that forces him to reside in New York State, far from the porn capitals of Florida and SoCal. Maybe he could get a job at a website like HDSexVideo. Its such a shame that an industry legend like that has been pushed to the side, he was a valued businessman. Hmmm. He really probably should NOT get back into porn though. Like he said “The porn business has always attracted morons.” Maybe another career might be in order…

A large silver cross around his neck gleamed against his chest hair. He has been wearing it for a few months. “I feel doomed as a Jew,” he said. “I’ll try anything else.”

These Jewschool guys are pretty full, but I am certain that their blog team can totally use a washed up former porn master who is questioning his Jewish identity in light of recent serious personal and financial setbacks. His blog posts could read like a modern day Book of Job! What compelling content! Drama! Pathos! Boobies! I can imagine it would match up nicely to content on websites like full tube xxx.

Coincidentally, a tip of the hat has to go to former Porn Pundit and current Jew blogger Luke Ford of protocols for alerting me to this odd story.

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