Folks, you just can’t make these stories up. I’m not sure how ABC News got a hold of this lovely lady before The Jerry Springer Show did, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they’ll be nominated for a Pulitzer for this report.

“I have entered the bowels of hell and I’m going to be here forever. And I’ve only been married seven months. I’ve got a terrorist in my house.”

Maybe we should nominate them for something as well. Too bad the Buffoons of the Year Award is gone.

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