Well, maybe not guaranteed.

1.
A group of leading medical researchers has published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses. It seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver.

2.
JEWISH JEOPARDY: We give the answer, you give the question:

A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

And…for possibly the worst joke ever sent by email to anybody…

3.
At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil. The brand name, of course, is…”Let My People Go.”

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