First of all, a guy with a combover obviously has no sense of style.
Second, the combover reveals deep insecurity about one’s looks, not to mention about one’s virility.
Third, the hair on either the right or left side is long enough to have a sideways ponytail. Even though the Terrorist Leader with the Combover doesn’t realize that his underling terrorists are thinking this, they are.
Fourth, you know that when his wife gets mad at Terrorist Leader with a Combover, she lifts up part of her burka and messes his hair. Who’s gonna take orders from a wuss like that?
Fifth, instead of just getting up in the morning to go and kill Jews, the Terrorist Leader with a Combover has to spend a good deal of time in front of the mirror getting the combover to look, well, like it’s not a combover.
Sixth, the Terrorist Leader with a Combover is clearly a delusional optimist. We know this because he finally leaves the mirror and hair combing believing that his combover doesn’t look like a combover.
Seventh, who exactly would follow this kind of leader? That’s right, it won’t be the hirsute Palestinian terrorists. They will find their way over to Fatah where the leaders have hair, grow bald respectably or at least wear a keffiyah in the shape of, ahem,
Eighth, there’s a very good chance that while leaping out of a car that’s about to get hit by a missile from an Israeli helicopter, the Terrorist Leader with a Combover will find his lengthy hair (on the good side – the side with the long hair) getting caught in the tires of the stolen Peugeot he’s in and die an ugly death by scalping, even as the missile torches the car.
Ninth, forget it about hot Palestinian babes.
Tenth, nobody can take Terrorist Leader with a Combover’s threats seriously. They’re too distracted searching for the bald spot.
Follow Michael Jordan’s lead and shave it off, Mahmoud Al-Zahar. Seriously, you’ll thank Jewlicious for it later. Hopefully in your afterlife.
Next week we’ll offer some beauty tips for the Terrorist Leader with a Wart on the Nose.