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I’m too sexy for this war

18 years ago
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by Laya Millman
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michael lucasIn the tradition of USO girls, gay entertainment star, and member of the tribe, Michael Lucas will be coming on to Israel to cheer up the boys.

A New York-based gay Jewish porn star is travelling to Israel to perform, free of charge for soldiers, as a show of solidarity with the Israeli people in their time of war with Hizbullah. Michael Lucas, owner and star of gay porn studio Lucas Entertainment, will perform in Israel from August 29, and produce a gay porn movie while there. Anyone that’s ever seen one of the movies that are popular on websites like gaypornhd.xxx will be able to correctly figure out how the movie will play out.

“It will be my fourth trip to Israel, and my third time to perform there,” he said on his blog. “I am very proud to be going to my home away from home and entertain gay Israelis in a time of war.”

This of course will make the aforementioned game “gay or Israeli” a lot easier.

Update: Michael Lucas has a blog – with lots of hot IDF soldiers of course. check it out here. Hat tip to John.

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16 Comments

  • Lets pray that the gays will be banned in the Holyland! and that the gays would be saved by Adonai. especially the Jewish people

  • Israel sure has a big edge over its enemies in morale-building. You ain’t gonna see an Arab porn star performing for Hezbollah (to contribute to the erection process in Southern Lebanon).

    Meanwhile, in the wake of the failed military campaign, it’s official– welcome to Weimar Israel.

  • Where was he when desperate support wasneeded for the gay parade in Jerusalem. Should stay away if he really wants to help Israel.

  • I’m not interested in this man, because his hair is so spiky it looks like contact with it could be lethal. Plus, I can’t see his middos.

  • But Chutzpah, he is not going to be into you. Why would you even bother glancing at him?

    Oh yeah, risky behaviour has its rewards, sure.

  • LOVE the plucked eyebrows, the plumped up lips, the spikey hair, the square jawline and chin, not to mention the flat little ears, PERFECT long nose, broad chest and high cheeks bones and most importantly…the brains and entrepenurial spirit to found a money-making company. KSF, care to post a picture of yourself or your income statement so we can compare?

  • He’s hot??? What’s hot, the fake pursed lips, the outdated spikey hair, or the plucked eyebrows? Next . . .

  • What an absolutely, perfectly GORGEOUS man! Chaval when there are not enough straight ones for even 1/2 of the female population to share.

  • Oh my! Someone call Eytan Schwartz! I think we have our next Shagrir (Ambassador). Or maybe Miri Eisen can use some help redecorating the offices of Dover Tsahal (The IDF Spokesperson’s Office) – hell, they can use all the help they can get apparently…