Ha’aretz today decided to publish a list of future American presidential candidates ranking them on their perceived attitudes toward Israel. I can’t help but think that this exercise may help to drive traffic to their site and perhaps even sell newspapers, but it is nothing short of, uh,
moronic interesting, since nobody can predict the future or know somebody’s true attitudes when that person is a politician watching their every word.
However, in the spirit of Ha’aretz’s prognostication, I’ve decided to add a list of the ice cream flavors with the greatest likelihood of saving the Jewish state.
Chocolate Chip 9.32
Caramel Turtle Fudge 8.21
Red raspberry sorbet 8.15
Chunky MonkeyÂ® 8.1 + 1.64 for cool name
Key Lime Pie 8.01
Triple Chocolate 7.85
Cherry GarciaÂ® 7.77 + 1.23 for cool name
Pink Bubblegum 6.32
Mango Sorbet 6.22
Feel free to predict your own saviors for Israel.