Lending credence to Jewschool’s implication that the Spitzer Scandal was orchestrated by Bush appointees, it turns out that the high-priced call girl hired by Spitzer was a Republican. This fact came out when the woman, known as Kristen, recently resigned from her employment at the Emperors Club, and apologized to her clients for unknowingly sleeping with a politician. For shame Kristen, for shame.

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  • FINALLY someone else who feels this way! I thought I was some wacko conspiracy theorist (I probably still am) but how bizzare and contrived does this whole sordid mess seem? While I agree Spitzer probably wasn’t a threat as a future presidential candidate, he WAS a superdelegate for Clinton, and…well, I’m not that articulate right now but the whole thing stinks to high heaven of some other agenda. I could just see some Republican a–hole (not that all Republicans are a–holes but you know what I mean) telling this bimbo that she’ll get a nice payoff and a lucrative singing career if she just reveals what she knows…
    And yes, I know that a grown man is also responsible for his actions and I’m not blaming the bimbo for a decsion that was made between two consenting adults (and he should have known better, kept it in his pants, etc., etc)…
    But really, what does it say to young women when an intelligent, ambitious woman who has the guts to run for President and plays rough with the big boys is written off as “shrill” and “domineering,” but a bimbo whose only talent is sucking a d— (and believe me, it doesn’t require much skill, trust me on that) wins a record deal, the front page of every NY tabloid and the general sympathy of the mass media?
    OK, I’m tired & rambling.

  • We need fewer Harvard-educated lawyer-pols and more highly talented, unjustly neglected singers and aspiring actresses.

  • Tom, alas I fall in neither category. So what’ll happen to me?

    As for the skills required for performing fellatio, in a nutshell: some men get more spoilt than others.

  • You need to sit down with those old Gisela May and Lotte Lenya records, froylein. Pseudo-Weimar decadence and neo-expressionist angst are what we expect out of you Germans! You don’t even have to be able to sing– Lenya couldn’t sing. Come on, you can do it!

  • Years of choir singing have hopefully left its traces, and as you know, I love authentic Art Nouveau and Art Deco jewellery, but I’m not so sure whether the clothing of the 1920s would suit me.

  • If you can’t sing, act, or practice law– how ’bout sleeping with a famous person? A German version of Spitzer… Roland Koch?

  • I wouldn’t know; I’ve never hooked up with a politician, but a gay friend of mine has shtupped some higher rank ones. I’ll ask him. 🙂

  • This was hilarious!

    Intelligent young women today know that is smarter to pay for their college educatons by pole dancing, stripping and hooking rather than taking student loans, because let’s face it, unless they are HOT in addition to being intelligent…they ain’t going nowhere fast.

  • Sheela.. the skill not in the act, it’s in how smart you are to negotiate a price for that act. Record deal and $80,000, impressive, $5.00 …not so much.

  • ^Touché, Froylein and Chutzpah. Although I still think it was less about her, um, negotiating skills and more about someone behind the scenes using/manipulating some clueless bimbo to further an agenda of their own. And as a Dem who’s seen my state and country slide to hell in a handbasket for the past eight years, this is what gets me so riled up; normally I couldn’t care less what politicians and bimbos do with each other.
    I’m not sure I could stand 4 years of McCain in the White House, or even Bruno and Silver back in control in Albany, just because some well-to-do skank with daddy issues wanted a record deal.