It wouldn’t be the first time that Madonna’s known Jesus, but for some reason it again made the big headlines while I was checking the news on my lunch break.
Madonna’s new boyfriend Jesus Luz has given up his life in Brazil to move in with the superstar singer in New York â€“ just three months after they first met.
Jesus has ditched his modelling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with elite agency Ford Models in the Big Apple.
And he’s set up home with the star in her Upper West Side apartment.
His new millionaire surroundings are a far cry from his life in Rio just a few months ago, when Jesus was an unknown jobbing model earning about Â£160 a shoot.
Madonna, 50, and Jesus, 22, have settled into such domestic bliss that she’s even cooking meals for her young boyfriend most evenings.
They have been attending Kabbalah meetings together and he has grown close to her three children Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight, and David, three.
Let me get this straight.. Madonna and Jesus live on the UWS? Jesus is young enough to be Madonna’s son, but there’s no manger, just a luxurious pad? Where are the wisemen bringing gold, myrrh, and frankincense? I may have spotted at least one substitute for them: