I think all good people were horrified by the possibility of Britney Spears playing the lead role in a romantic-Holocaust era-time travel movie:
Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.
I don’t know what was more horrifying – Britney’s post Crossroads (bombed!) return to the silver screen, in a Holocaust film no less, or one of the most ridiculous plot lines since, well, Crossroads.
But now the Jews have something else to be worried about. It seems Britney is dating her agent and member of the tribe Jason Trawick. And she likes him. She really, really likes him. A lot. So much so in fact that she is planning on converting to Judaism in order to please and hopefully marry him. She was seen sporting a Magen David in Paris recently and has even hired a Rabbi to join her tour and teach her about the ways of the Jews. Will this plan come to fruition once she finds out that Cheetos and bacon aren’t kosher? This isn’t some Madonna fueled flirtation with Kabbalah people!
A Nation awaits further news, with great, great trepidation.