The guy that runs UgliestTattoos.com hates two things: ugly tattoos (duh) and bacon. He once notably opined: “I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.” Harder than Ed Hardy even? Man, that’s some hatred! Suffice it to say that a recent post on his site featured his latest attack on ugly bacon tattoos. As a nice Jewish boy, I can’t say that I didn’t appreciate the post’s aesthetic and spiritual sensibilities. Clearly, G*d hates bacon tattoos.