The guy that runs UgliestTattoos.com hates two things: ugly tattoos (duh) and bacon. He once notably opined: “I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.” Harder than Ed Hardy even? Man, that’s some hatred! Suffice it to say that a recent post on his site featured his latest attack on ugly bacon tattoos. As a nice Jewish boy, I can’t say that I didn’t appreciate the post’s aesthetic and spiritual sensibilities. Clearly, G*d hates bacon tattoos.
Classy.
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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.
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I’m pretty sure that Ugliest Tattoos is written by a woman.
God the things I have to do to get you to leave a comment on Jewlicious! I actually checked, somewhat quickly mind you, but I still checked and found nothing. So I decided to flip a coin (literally) and male persona won. But if you say it’s woman then so be it – I stand corrected!
the tape holding the shirt up is extra classy.