Are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump really a couple?

With all the talk about the Clinton-Trump debate this week I saw something which literally no one else noticed. Forget the Presidential election! These two are in love.

You heard me right! Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump love each other. Isn’t it obvious? Just look at their body language during the debates. They behave like and old couple that’s been together for decades.

Trump kept on interrupting Clinton. That was the first sign. But then Hillary kept on needling the Donald by pointing out his shortcomings.

Now youngsters out there may not have picked up on this because their parents have not been married long enough. But if they ever observed their grandparents very closely then they too would agree.

Just think about how many women over 50 who have been married for more than 20 years have little joy left in their marriages except for when they remind their husbands of their flaws. And that is exactly what Clinton did to Trump on Monday night.

Why Hillary Clinton even called out Donald Trump for being a failed businessman. That’s like when a woman reminds her husband about how his career did not turn out like he wanted it too or how some of her old boyfriends are so much more successful than he is.

Also, did you notice that smirk on Hillary’s face whenever Trump spoke? That was clearly the look of a smitten woman. She was trying so hard, like many women, to act aloof, like she was not in the least bit interested in the macho man standing right near her trying to show off how much of an alpha man he really is. But we all know what she was really thinking.

And why did she even mention that former Miss Universe? Jealousy perhaps?

As for Donald Trump, think about how he is always insulting Hillary. Every tweet from him begins with “crooked Hillary.” He can’t stop calling her a liar and other names. He’s like the 12 year old who does not understand why he is suddenly having feelings for someone in that way and so he deflects by talking about how much he really does not like her.

And what’s up with this whole Miss Universe thing anyway? It’s like the oft misquoted line “me thinks the lady doth protest too much.” Me thinks Hillary was just trying to deflect her inner most feelings for Trump.

So here is what I think is going to happen after Election Day. Whoever wins, Hillary and Donald will dump their respective spouses and marry each other. Then the loser will at least get to be the first husband. And you know that Bill Clinton does not really want that job anyway.

Think about it. He will be free to fool around with any woman who he wants without anyone caring. And Melania should be happy too with her settlement promised in their prenup. Talk about a trophy wife. Trump is really just renting her.

Then Melania will be free to date Bill Clinton. Come to think of it, did anyone see where Melania and Bill were during the debate?

Hillary Rodham Clinton Trump. How does that sound?

But seriously friends, people should stop calling Clinton and Trump habitual liars all the time. That’s such an insult – to habitual liars!

About the author

Gil

Gil Tanenbaum made aliyah from New York after he completed college. He Has lived in Israel for over 20 years. He has an MBA from Bar Ilan University and is a contributor for various blogs.

2 Comments

  • typical jew defending hillary clinton and redirecting the focus onto non-issues instead of the real issues like her emails, desire to start ww3 with russia, covering up her husbands pedophilia etc etc

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