The Return of Avital
So the trip’s over. We dropped off our trip participants at the airport last night and now we’re decompressing over some yummy treats and free wireless Internet access at Cafe Rimon in downtown Jerusalem. This also gave us an opportunity to catch up with our old friend Avital.
I noticed that she, like many others in Israel, was sporting an orange ribbon on her waist, symbol of the anti-disengagement movement. I asked if she was opposed to the withdrawal from Gaza to which she answered “Of course!” I asked because it seems like sporting orange is like, a new fashion statement here in Israel. It’s a way of frontin’ like you all down with the man while sporting an 80s retro piece of clothing – the bright orange letting people far and wide know what a bad ass you are.
Of course I would say that most people sporting orange are sincere, especially the bearded settler types – you know, big knitted kippah, M-16 slung over a shoulder, untucked plaid shirt, sandals etc. But you gotta wonder about some of the stone-cold hotties walking around with these orange ribbons – these are not the people you see on hilltops or at protests. In any case, Avital here is definitely pro-anti-disengagement, while laya pictured next to her, is just a poser who supports withdrawal, albeit with many reservations.
Please Avital’s father – don’t kill me.
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In the name of all things kosher what the heck are you guys talking about. None of these coments make sense. Im so confused
anti-disengagement chicks or IDF chicks? Which is hotter? Wow, I don’t know, their all hot, just sucks being here in Iraq in the Marines, no jews in the Marines whatsoever here, especial a nice Kosher chick. Just sorrounded by goyim, grrrr this suxs. PLease help me, Hashem, need to get back with my people, find me a match. When I get out of the U.S. Marines I am forsure taking a trip to Israel, I’ll teach those anti-disengagement chicks how to use that M-16 that is slung over their shoulder.
avital, you arr buetifull 🙂
i hope i wrote it right
SELL PRODUCTS ( BUMPER STICKERS, SHIRTS, ETC.) PROTESTING AND FOR THE DISENGAGEMENT. THEN — USE THE MONEY RAISED TO BE PUT TO W/E.
I clearly don’t have the ability to type in Hebrew, but may I just say: maksim…
Merav, why would you be looking up that word anyway?
Still, please stop with the victimization and the whole evil government of Israel story. This post is about attractive women and if these attractive women violated the law, they’d be in prison too. And even if these women were teenagers whose parents feel comfortable sending their kids off to break laws and then sit in jail to make a point to the world, there’s a price to be paid for breaking laws.
Still, it’s always nice to be #1 on Google.
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love the cute ladies!
I also called that number and got a fax. Try again, dude.
Sorry, CK, but that is a false dillema. It’s not like we need to choose between either tznius and rampant ‘unenlightened’ displays of flesh everywhere. There can be a happy middle ground, right, with a little tznius but combined with sufficient amounts of ‘enlightened’ displays of flesh that get us going. Anyhow, Muffti has seen enough of each to know that tznius may be nice, may be necessary, but is not hot.
Oh yeah, Muffti tried calling the number you left but got a fax machine. Call muffti, yo!
yeah, I’m still around…I live here after all.
Hey Laya- where are you? You look great you hot anti-disengagment chick! Seriously, are you still in Israel- I haven’t seen you in ages.
BTW the new pro disengagment color is blue (or blue and white). Not particularily hot.
Ynetnews.com (the English news site from Yediot Aharonot and Ynet.co.il) launched a new Disengagement Channel featuring op-eds by Israel’s opinion makers the likes of Nahum Barnea, video and interactive maps.
Interesting elements on this site are the opinion survey for/against pullout from Gaza and a public access sub-channel.
O Muffti… you still have much to learn. Have I ever steared you wrong? Well, trust me when I tell you that tznius is like a zillion times hotter than whatever unenlightened display of flesh that passes for sexiness everywhere in the world. Seriously dude.
The Man,
Tznius may be slowly creeping its way back in, but that don’t make it sexy. Neither do Laya’s declarations, sexy as she may be. Ah well, Muffti will always have sin city Montreal, where they refuse to ban smoking almost anywhere and tznius is outlawed anywhere in the town limits.
emilyzilch: they wear green. very boring!
so yes, they are hot. miao. but what do pro-disengagement chicks wear? (don’t say “a khimar”, smartypants. i meant what colour?)
What is the significance of the ribbon being orange? Is it possible for some one who is not of jewlicious origins to score a Pro-anti-disengagementarianism chick?
But I might go and buy a shotgun! (Avital’s boyfriend)
Josh! Give me a holler! If you know anyone going there from Jerusalem, hook us up with a ride and we’ll blog it! I can be reached at 054-2102476.
Also just got word from Avital that this time, her Dad is not out shopping for a shotgun. Phew.
Jewlicious, 100% kosher, 100% racy.
crack,
sorry, I’ve already called the expulsion a non-event.
Throughout out short history, women are always the ones to save out sorry hairy butts, and once you have Jewish chicks on board, there’s definitely no stopping us now. This Shabbat and chag, think about the bad-ass 21 Jewish chicks in the Maasiyahu Jail for protesting (actually, they’re all minors, so no dirty thoughts please).
If anyone is in the gush dan area, there will be a meleva malka (post-shabbos festive meal) outside the prison to keep their spirits up. Take route 40 south from highway #1 Jm-TA until you reach the Ramle Junction. Take a right (west) onto route 44 until the next intersection, and make a right onto Tel Chai. After a few hundred metres is the jail. Food and good spirits for all on the last day of the omer.
where might i find one of these “anti-disengagement” chicks here in texas???? problem is that very few, if any, jewish girls my age here even know who the PM of Israel is or his silly disengagement plan….. matchmaker matchmaker make me a match…. maybe i just need to move to israel already….
Muffti, apparently tsniut is “hot” (or “the new sexy” to quote Laya)
Yep. Shes STILL hot.
DiGiTaL has seen the light through Avital… He must make Aliyah now to date her, and stop the disengagement…….
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!! NOW THIS IS A BLOG!
I think that there is a sentiment among many, that uprooting these people, is a horrible thing for them to go through. I would guess that politically speaking, those in the center or right would wear this item. Myself, I feel their pain, even tho I would not do anything to upset the Democratic system in Israel, which I believe is one of the major components, some would say miracles, for the success of Israel, that people from so many lands, w/ so many minhagim, can get along, w/ basic respect for each others traditions.
Yo CK! When are you here until? Hummous shall we eat?
Free wireless internet? Hey, maybe you could check your email! Crazy idea, I know…
Hey Avital’s Dad, welcome back. You remain responsible for some of the biggest laughs I’ve enjoyed in a long time as it slowly dawned on ck that you were indeed Avital’s father…
Yeah, ck, montreal is awesome. The Grand Prix weekend is coming up and St. Laurent is all blocked up. And with all due respect to you guys, there is an awful lot of counter-evidence here to the claim that tznius has cornered the market on ‘hot’. (And if you think a prime source on ‘what’s hot’ is kippah wearing boys, then you are seriously confused.)
ck, quit wasting time enjoying yourself and start posting some content and pictures, man.
was anyone at the jerusalem day parade tripped out at all about how official the anti disengagement thing is? Could it be the Sharon administration wants people to support gush katif? Wants to get religious people unified, with a purely supportive subculture, and on his side when the shit goes down?
I’ll bet any one sixty sheks that the disengagemnt never happens, and that we’re all talking about the “miracle” of the saving of Gush Katif for years afterwards. You heard it here first.
First things first, tsnius is HOT!!! Ask most kippa-wearing boys, and they’ll tell you the same.
moving along… ck, when are you gonna be back in the MTL, yo? we miss you here, and despite my best efforts, the project with our friend, Pinny, may have reached its end by tomorrow.
I think ck just likes avital. But shock horror avital doesnt look frum anymore – shes wearing jeans!!! AND i can see her colar bone! (g-d have mercy!)
army chicks… frum chicks… anti-disengagement chicks… all HOT.
ck, i think you just like chicks.
“Pro-anti-disengagementarianism”: sounds very ’70’s.