Israel military issues G-string ban
ABC news reports:
A hard-nosed Israeli army officer at a base near Tel Aviv has banned young women soldiers from wearing skimpy G-string underwear, the Maariv daily has reported.
“Only my wife has the right to wear a G-string,” the officer told the soldiers.
He did not say how the army would be checking whether the order had been followed.
G-strings or no g-strings, our chayalot are still the hottest. No word yet if this ban also applies to men and arsim on the base.
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Apparently our chayalot yisraeliot haven’t been reading Jewlicious and aren’t on the cutting edge of the new tznius movement…
Still, are you gonna tell a lady with an assault rifle that you don’t like her G-string?
Just out of miluim and I got to tell you that there really is a problem with soldierettes cutting down the waist to low profile cut so that the g-string shows or worse, a plumber crack. Seems just plain unfashionable to me, like wearing a halter top with a bra with straps.
I find ALL kinds of people and things “cute and amusing.”
Baruch Hashem!
but not in this army, apparently. Though chayalot can still wear nose rings, which i find kinda cute and amusing.
I just realized that a christ-killer thong might be a big seller.
It would be helpful if we could see his wife.