Publicists for Sarah Silverman 37 and Jimmy Kimmel 39 have announced the couple’s breakup. Talk show host Kimmel and Comedian Silverman were dating for 5 years.
So what am I supposed to say here? That I’m glad that there’s one less Non-Jew/Jewess couple in the world? Is Michael Steinhardt jumping for joy? Are his people getting in touch with her people to set her up with an appropriate Jewish boy (is Steinhardt speech writer Eli Valley currently single?)? Am I supposed to make reference to their “Fucking Matt Damon/Ben Affleck” video duel and note that now no one is making sweet love to anyone? Should I note that I always thought hottie Silverman was too good for rolly polly Kimmel? That Silverman probably thought that 5 years of pity sex was enough?
No. This is undoubtedly a difficult thing for both of them. Hollywood is not known for its long-term relationships and 5-years is a long time in any context. They are both undoubtedly sad and I hope they feel better soon.
Who am I kidding. Fuck you Jimmy Kimmel, you dumb ass. You blew it. As for you Sarahleh, welcome back to the tribe! Dumping Kimmel makes so much sense – it’s as if the universe is now properly aligned again, as if some wrong has now been righted, like that feeling you get when a pesky piece of food has finally been dislodged from your tooth. Mazal Tov!
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finally some good news
sarah silverman is definetly hot
and also funny and smart
sarah if you need a rebound to get over kimmel
gimme a call yay!
i’d like to be her new bf. she’s a hot piece of jewish ass
One of the most overrated celebrities out there for multiple reasons. Many think she’s incredibly cute (she’s really unattractive in every sense of the word) and others think she’s remarkably funny (which is definitely not the case).
Hot or Not. Who cares?
She still makes rape funny. And that deserves some respect.
But elie, the choice for Kimmel was between Sarah Silverman and Ben Affleck, not between her and Matt Damon! As he made quite clear.
Who am I kidding? They’re both douchebags (a word I hate using). But Affleck’s a lousy actor and not quite as bright or interesting.
As for Silverman, I suppose it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
Speaking of which, she really isn’t very hot. At all.
Do feel free to weigh in on the blog about our allegedly corrupt PM. Or discuss issues related to dating non-Jews. It doesn’t all have to be about how hot or not Silverman is…
I’m with Mufti on this one. Maybe I’ve watched to many There-Are-Hot-Girls-In-Israel propaganda videos, but there are much cuter Jewish girls out there, and that’s a fact.
Oh yeah!
Becuz ck’s got a thing for Silverman, obviously.
Nada, Ephraim. Muffti’s got nothing against Jewy looks. He’s just not sure why this site has turned into a jewish celebrity blog.
I have two grandchildren, ck.
She’s a girl.
There are hotter women, Muffti, true. But she’s not bad. I just like that Jewy look. What can I say?
Definitely too old to be classed as a girl.
She’s not that hot. Period.
At 37 she’s a little long in the tooth to be called a “girl” dontcha think?
Yes, Sarah Silverman is hot. And sometimes she’s funny. Hilarious, even.
But the incredible guttersnipe crudity of the woman is just astonishing. I assume you’ve seen her rendition of “The Aristocrats”? Absolutely radioactive.
I guess part of the appeal is the shock which inevitably comes with hearing the mind-bending deluge of twisted filth issuing from the mouth of a girl who wouldn’t look out of place on the the other side of the mechitzah at shul on Shabbes.
Sarah (I hope you are reading this), I would love to date you. And, we have so much in common… I sell pron and you have such a potty mouth… I’m so excited, I’m calling your publicist now!!
Yeah, she is hot. I’d fuck her over Matt Damon.
Sarah Silverman’s Jewish?