See ya! We’re off to an Internet cafĂ© to download some porn a special shiur on uh… middos. Yeah. That’s it. Middos. I try to be open-minded and respectful, really I do...
Author - Esther Kustanowitz
Self-Hating is Emphatically Not Jewlicious
According to the Globe and Mail, three students were expelled from their “Christian-based school” for contributing to an anti-Semitic Web site: The boys, all in Grade 10, posted anti...
Remember Us
When I was growing up, almost every Jewish event contained an element of solidarity with Soviet Jewry. (Remember the metal armbands with the name of Soviet Jewish dissidents? We callled them...
Why I’m Not Married, Part Deux
(See? I told you it was going to be a series. This is not such a directly Jewlicious story, but I figured the series started here, it should continue here…) Today’s reason why I’m...
A Holocaust Commemoration That Rocks?
If you’re anything like me, when it comes to commemorating the Holocaust, you probably think: “I want my MTV!!” Well, now you will. MTV has announced the airing of I’m Still...
Why I’m Not Married: Part One
Why “Part One”? Because I’m sensin’ a series. For some reason, I seem to get a lot of mail telling me why I’m not married. Sure, most of it is spam, urging me to check...
Operation Eternal Passover: Postcard From the Front
Around Day 2 of Operation Eternal Passover (begun a day early at my parents’ New Jersey home because of Shabbat), it hit me: there were 36 hours left until I could use my computer. Even then, I...
Got Shark?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…here’s a story to cure us all of our appetite for the foreseeable future. Three sharks were caught in Ashdod by local fishermen...


