We are calling our militant group to stop their activities against the Israeli occupation outside Gaza strip Sweet words to Muffti’s ears! After a few days of pounding sites in Gaza and...
Author - grandmuffti
Don’t Look Now, To Israel, It Might Be Your Homeland
What do you get when you cross a large group of people supporting terror, several Kassam rockets, and less than perfect explosives handling? It’s not a joke and it’s not funny. You get 17...
Got the bill and Rita paid it, Took her home I nearly made it
So Katrina hit and various rabbis noted a correlations with the disengagement from Gaza. Question: Is Rita, like Katrina, God’s punishment, or is this one just a storm? People often say that...
Words All Fail the Magic Prize, Nothing I Can Say When I’m In Your Thighs
Who would have thought this would be Jewlicious? creep·y adj. (Informal) creep·i·er, creep·i·est Of or producing a sensation of uneasiness or fear, as of things crawling on one’s skin: a...
You’d Be Well Advised Not To Plan My Funeral Before the Body Dies
What a strange story. Muffti was intrigued when he saw this in Haaretz and thought he would share it with you guys. A homeless fellow, Sergei Dvorkin, was listed as a murder victim last December. He...
You seem to Wonder Why, Hundreds of People Die
Will you Recognize Me? Call my Name or Walk on By
So it turns out, perhaps to no one’s great surprise, that Israel and Pakistan have had a relationship for years. 10 to be exact. And yet, after 10 years, do they recognize us? Well, word from...
Watch where you Spit! I’d Advise you wait until it’s over…
It's a Spitifada!